Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Geetika, 20, Scotland. I'm from Poona, India, currently studying Literature and History at the University of Edinburgh. I like Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, The Avengers, Star Trek, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Game of Thrones, Suits, and television so bad that it's good.


jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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Do you remember that time that Pete and Patrick sang Womanizer in a bathroom with Ellen?

I do.

im actually cryign

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omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon


and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

i guess you could say he was

one hell of a delivery boy


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sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes

but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment

i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside

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